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If you're like me, you've always yearned for someone to combine your loves of yachting, mustaches, martial arts and soft rock into one epic, easy-rocking juggernautical tour de force.

You needn't yearn any longer.

Soft rock ninjas Mustache Harbor, playing Thursday night at Harlow's, are the answer to all of our prayers.

From their website:

"Our mission, our destiny, is simple, to build a mustache army capable of creating a Soft Rock Explosion the likes of which has not been seen since the days when Christopher Cross, Steely Dan, Ace, Kenny Loggins and The Little River Band, to name but a few, created A.M. Gold. So Join us! party with us, live with us, work out at the dojo with us, sing with us, slap on a stash and drink from our bountiful coconuts filled with delicious grooves and tasty hooks."

Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

So if you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rain (down in Africa) or walking on air (believe it or not, I'm), then come sail away, ride like the wind, I'd really love to see you tonight. . . Maneater

Look, what I'm trying to say is, dust off your finest polyester suit, or karategi, or boating gear and get mustachioed up for Thursday night's Yacht Rock Explosion. All of your favorite smooth and easy 70's and 80's jams are in play. It's on like … Warren Zevon? (or, with a little pronunciation flexibility, it's on like Billy Ocean). Point is: it's on. 

Mustache Harbor will be appearing at Harlow's Nightclub this Thursday, the 10th of February at 9:00pm.  Tickets are $10.

If you're not into yoga*, and you have half a brain, you'll be there.  

*If you're into yoga, you should still come.  I don't know what Rupert Holmes has against flexibility.

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