I think that using real names doesn't go for ENOUGH! We need to send in blood samples, DNA samples, and at least 4 letters of reference. Only then can we be purged of the enemies of the state!

WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES?!

public transportation ! a great way to show us how government health care will work!

Well I guess they dress better than hipsters and aren't as annoying as steampunks. Carry on old chaps!

"Why do we only hear about the failing public schools?" because only in the public sector are employees GUARANTEED a job no matter their performance. and you are incorrect, parents are fired all the time, the agency doing the 'firing' is called CPS

Who or what lured them?

+1 for farticle - hahahaha!

Marcos is right.

Who would post a thumbs down on this? I mean besides Dana White?

What time does the class meet? That info would be useful for those of us that are not full time students!

Pete's coffee? Is that place the restaurant equivalent of the "Mike" shoes I purchased at the folsom blvd flea market?

I predict that West Elk Grove (Southport) and Elk Grove will be connected, it's only a matter of time!

Scott White - Happy Hipster New Year!

What sort of CDs are these? If they are heavy metal, please let us know! We enjoy double bass and blistering riffs. Thanks! W&S

Alternate title "Extreme Home Makeover: Gentrification Edition"

"it's river namesake." ??? Our City was named Sacramento, Spanish for Sacrament (as in The Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament) - unless you are talking about Rio Vista? (River View)

I might be giving away our identities here but... Waldorf is half mexican and so we'd see this at The Colonial Theater in Oak Park. Mr. Santillan the proprietor would show it every Christmas without fail and it was quite the treat for us. We loved it! He'd also show it for free, although Im not begrudging the 5 bucks- a whiz of a deal. Trust me if you advertised this on Univision or the local panaderia, you'd have the thing sold out! Feliz Navidad!

I think you belong on yelp.

Talk to us when you can get a decent burrito east of the Mississippi.

There’s no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department on Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.