Now, this is the kind of content I was hoping to find at Sacramento Press: Top-notch accounts of gray aliens abducting hippies from the central California coast. Plese keep up the good work!

Also: Beto's, in the old Okie Frijole location on El Cemino east of Howe, is pretty good, too. Although I can't vouch for the location on West El Camino near Thrift Town. And don't laugh at Jimboy's, because Jimboy's has a treat. For you.

Two people giving the thumbs-up to Dos Coyotes? Oy, caramba. Look. Here's where you want to go: Oscars, across the street from McClatchy High School on Freeport Boulevard. The burritos are the tastiest in town, and they're cheap.