White people--IN FACT--are not allowed to play mariachi music.

You guys are really good at finding the most pathetic ways to do business. You are supposed to hire people to catch errors. That's the first error. Can I have my imaginary badge now?

You don't require copy editing for stories on your front page? You rely on users who don't work for you to fix your mistakes? How do you people sleep at night?

Then who is going to help your copy editors? "The masks can be warn for a number of years, and only after six years does the latex start to weaken, Miller said." "Few children and older guests dressed up in Halloween costumes ..." "During its second season’s opening night, the show combined elements of dance, theatrics, music, props, makeup, costumes and lighting with a shear attention to detail to create more than just a show to sit back and enjoy from the seats but rather an intimate trip through the doorway and into a dark and mysterious world that is the Victorian mansion." Etc. Thanks for the help.

"garlic fries being a favorite, as previously reported by The Sacramento Press."

The thing that really pisses me off about this whole fiasco is that DWB can maintain a perfect physique without going to the gym.

For what it's worth, I think they fired you for your Lil' Orphan Annie pose.

What does this have to do with Charles Bukowski? The only connection I can make is that if Bukowski read this story he would have punched you in the face.

When I go on a killing spree, I'm blaming this pointless story.

Quantity over quality is an admirable business model. Many self-congratulations to you all.

I'm just glad you guys didn't start pretending you were doctors.

"It is new in that it's coming from her." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You are a managing editor, which is hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

The way you take a story that's been written about thousands of times (while adding nothing new at all) is revolutionary.

Everyone who lives in Midtown is an a-hole. Everyone who lives in the suburbs is also an a-hole.

SO WHAT DID YOU EAT AT THE PEAR FESTIVAL?!?!

I thought we were trying to keep d-bags and their STD-laden women out of midtown? Build your guido bars in Citrus Heights. And while you're at it take Dive Bar and The Park with you.

You get what you pay for!

That is radical. Great job, Ray and MBA. We live among some dirty, filthy, littering mother effers, posing as humans.

Rhys02, As your doctor, I recommend that you leave your house every once in a while and stop getting your information from the back of "urban crime drama" DVDs.

And there will be flautas.