White people--IN FACT--are not allowed to play mariachi music.

You guys are really good at finding the most pathetic ways to do business. You are supposed to hire people to catch errors. That's the first error. Can I have my imaginary badge now?

You don't require copy editing for stories on your front page? You rely on users who don't work for you to fix your mistakes? How do you people sleep at night?

Then who is going to help your copy editors? "The masks can be warn for a number of years, and only after six years does the latex start to weaken, Miller said." "Few children and older guests dressed up in Halloween costumes ..." "During its second season’s opening night, the show combined elements of dance, theatrics, music, props, makeup, costumes and lighting with a shear attention to detail to create more than just a show to sit back and enjoy from the seats but rather an intimate trip through the doorway and into a dark and mysterious world that is the Victorian mansion." Etc. Thanks for the help.

"garlic fries being a favorite, as previously reported by The Sacramento Press."