Organized anarchy? Finally someone gets it right.

Fail better. - Beckett

This new location better be free of liberal condescension. I don't want any dirty looks for ordering a tofu burger with bacon.

Hey! I pay taxes. If I want to run over soulless, homeless cretins with my Expedition, I will. I mean, you're just a bum right? You don't have any REAL rights. You're not even a real person. Honestly, I thought I was running over a garbage can over and over (which was kind of fun at the time). And I thought this article was about drivers being aware of bicyclists, not bums, which I am, because I want to come off as a decent pseudo- fashion liberal democrat. But had I known you looked liked Brad Pitt, I probably would have stopped after the first time I ran you over. If you're not dead anymore, you should call me. I think my husband's having an affair. And my boobs are starting to shows signs of surgery. But I'm still kind of MILFy, even though I'm barren and childless (thank God). I'm secretly kind of trashy. I love making love to trash on a pile of garbage. I'm one in a million!

Nope. Just commenting on the journalism. Keep up the good work.